Myth-busting

You already own a detox system. It cost you nothing.

It's called a liver. It has a colleague called kidneys. Neither drinks tea.

'Toxins' is doing heavy lifting

Detox marketing never names the toxin, because naming it would make the claim checkable. Your organs clear actual waste products around the clock.

The 'results' are plumbing

A cleanse-week drop is water and gut contents — mass that was passing through anyway. It reads on a scale and means nothing about fat.

The rebound is built in

Normal eating returns, and so does the weight — by design. The cycle is the business model: relief, rebound, repurchase.

Boring beats bottled

Protein, plants, sleep, training, water. No ribbon on it, nothing to buy monthly — and it's the whole of what the tea pretended to do.